Ha! My Kamala Harris “interview.”

Yes, my friends…, MrEricksonRules was granted the opportunity to talk with our current Vice President, Kamala Harris.

Here are some of the highlights from my extensive interview.

MrEricksonRules: Good morning Ms. Vice President. I appreciate you giving us some of your valuable time and allowing us to visit with you.

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Okay…, well, moving along…, is there anything you’d like to say to the XL Pipeline workers, union and non-union, who lost their jobs on day 1 of your administration?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: No, really…, wouldn’t you like to express any compassion, or sympathy, for their situation?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Okay, well, I guess not. Let’s move on to the situation on our southern border.  Your, boss, President Biden, tapped you to manage the situation down there.  How has that been going so far?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: That good, Huh? We see all of the pictures of how the kids down there are being treated, and that there are like 4,000 children in a facility designed to house 250. How do you respond to the criticism your administration is receiving from some in the media?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: When former President Trump was in office, you were quoted as saying, “You look at the fact that this is a president who has pushed policies that’s been about putting babies in cages at the border in the name of security when in fact what it is, is a human rights abuse being committed by the United States government.” Do you still stand by this comment in light of your own administration’s treatment of these “babies?”

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: You have also been quoted as saying, “An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal.”  By definition, isn’t someone who breaks our laws a criminal?  Isn’t illegally entering our country breaking the law?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Ms. Harris, you have also been quoted as saying, “A wall on the border with Mexico was a total waste of taxpayer money. I am a strong believer in border security—but experts agree that a wall will not secure our border.” But, if walls don’t work, why was “a wall” erected around the capitol after the January 6th protests?  I don’t recall you being opposed to that wall being constructed? 

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Okay…, well enough about the border crisis. Let’s talk about your proposed “infrastructure” bill, as you refer to it. Are you aware that only 6% of the $2 trillion dollars you’re proposing to spend is slated to go directly towards actual infrastructure improvements?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Seriously though, isn’t that like calling a Big Mac meal a “ketchup packet meal” that just happens to include a Big Mac, fries, and a soda?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Let’s talk about The President, Joe Biden that is, for a bit. Have you been impressed by his quick wit and his ability to communicate effectively off the cuff?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: I guess those are my feelings as well.  Do you remember, during the debates, when you said you believed Biden’s sexual accusers and that he was a racist?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: That was awesome.  I think that was when you were at your high-water mark, polling with like 2% of the vote.

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Continuing along those lines, why do you think Joe chose you for his running mate? Was it because you could deliver the battle ground state of California?  

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Maybe it was it because of your extensive foreign policy experience?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Was it because of your reputation as someone who could reach across party lines and bring people together?  

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Maybe it was because of your sense of humor?!

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Yes…, I think that was it. You seem to be able to find the humor in any situation.   

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: You don’t think he chose you solely because you are a woman, and a person of color, do you? 

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Well, I see your people are indicating it’s time to wrap this up.  Thank you again for your time, Madam Vice President. Is there anything you’d like add before we’re through here?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: I should have guessed.

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: Oh…, one last thing, Ms. Harris.  Were you aware that the highly respected, former Supreme Court Justice, and the Court’s first African-American justice, Thurgood Marshall, died almost 30 years ago, in 1993?

Vice President Harris:

MrEricksonRules: I guess your “handlers” should have told you.  Well, thank you again, Ms. Harris.

Well, there you have it, my friends.  My in-depth interview with our current Vice President, Kamala Harris.

I hope we were able to shed some light on her feelings about the state of our country and her feelings on other various topics.

I feel like she really didn’t say an awful lot, but you know what they say…, “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”

They also say, “Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But, has trouble enough of its own.”

True.  We definitely have enough trouble to go around in this world, and even more now thanks to Illegitimate Joe, “Cackling” Kamala, and their puppet masters!

The other problem here is, I don’t think anyone is laughing WITH Ms. Harris.

We’re all just mostly shaking our heads.

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