Why are Alabamans still ready to vote Judge Roy Moore into office?

I’m not saying I agree or disagree with any of this logic. I’m just going to explain it to you, for those that don’t understand.

One – The good people of Alabama have seen this type of last minute character assassination before. It has become a standard in the liberal’s playbook, and it carries less and less weight every time they use it.

Two – Even if these claims have caused a number of Alabamans to question their support of Roy Moore, they’re still going to vote for him as a kind of protest, because, “No Yankee newspaper (The Washington Post) is going to play games and expect to control our election here in Alabama.”

Three – Gloria Allred is the attorney representing the latest accuser.

Four – Even if Judge Roy Moore is guilty of everything they say, so what? He’ll fit right in with the rest of the Senators up there in Washington D.C.

Five – Forty years ago? Really?

Six – These people can say what they want, but in America you’re innocent until proven guilty. If they want to take him to court and prove him guilty, they can go ahead and do that and we’ll deal with it then.

So there you have it.  Any questions?

 

“Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet Home Alabama

Lord, I’m coming home to you”

 

“In Birmingham they love the governor, (boo! boo! boo!)

Now we all did what we could do

Now Watergate does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth.”

 

“Sweet home Alabama

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet Home Alabama

Lord, I’m coming home to you”

 

– Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

In Alabama, what does a tornado and a divorce have in common?

Somebody’s going to lose a mobile home!

It’s only funny ’cause it’s true!  And there ain’t nothing wrong with that.  Roll Tide!