“Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; all else is mere opinion.” – Democritus (An ancient Greek philosopher, prior to Socrates)

With that, here are my favorite movie quotes.

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws, 1975

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” – Apocalypse Now, 1979

“Yippie-ki-yay, motherf—er!” – Die Hard, 1988

“Houston, we have a problem.” – Apollo 13, 1995

“The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.” – Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, 1982

“What we have here is a failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke, 1967

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk!?” – Dirty Harry, 1971

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” – The Wizard of Oz, 1939

“After all, tomorrow is another day.” – Gone With the Wind, 1939

“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” – It’s a Wonderful Life, 1946

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” – Gone With the Wind, 1939

“Life is tough.  It’s tougher if you’re stupid.” – Sands of Iwo Jima

“Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!! – National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, 1989

“It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.” – Top Gun, 1986

“Go ahead, make my day.” – Sudden Impact, 1983

“Did your parents have any children that lived? – Full Metal Jacket, 1987

“You don’t have to have a patch on your arm to have honor.” – A Few Good Men, 1992

“You’ll get nothing and like it!” – Caddyshack, 1980

“Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.” – Tombstone, 1993

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Dumb and Dumber, 1994

“Sorry folks, the park’s closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya. – National Lampoon’s Vacation, 1983

Lastly, I’m going to leave you with a short conversation between Joe Dirt and his new found friend, Kicking Wing, who owns a fireworks stand out in the desert, from the movie Joe Dirt, 2001:

Joe: “So you’re gonna tell me that you don’t have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?”

Kicking Wing: “No.”

Joe: “Oh come on, man. You don’t got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?”

Kicking Wing: “No, I don’t.”

Joe: “You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick…or one single whistling kitty chaser?”

Kicking Wing: “No…, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.”

Joe: “Well that might be your problem. It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer!”

 

I hope you enjoyed my favorite movie quotes.  Let me know a few of your favorites!

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