According to Brooke Singman of Fox News, “AG Barr says Jeffrey Epstein death was result of ‘perfect storm of screw ups.’”
“Barr, during an interview with the Associated Press late Thursday, said that his concerns about Epstein’s death were prompted by numerous irregularities at Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan where he was being held.”
You don’t say?
Yes, Mr. Barr, it was a “perfect storm of screw ups.” The only difference between us is I believe it was an orchestrated storm, and you apparently believe that, “Aw shucks, isn’t it just amazing how all of these things just happened at the wrong time?”
I get the feeling you want us to assume you can be that gullible, but in reality we know you’re just another screwed-up cog in the machine protecting the elite, the wealthy and the powerful.
“In August, following Epstein’s death, Barr vowed a comprehensive probe by the FBI and Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz, amid disturbing revelations from lawyers and others who said failings at the prison had been ignored for years. Now, months into an investigation, Barr says federal investigators have realized there were a ‘series’ of mistakes made that gave Epstein the chance to take his own life.”
“Barr vowed a comprehensive probe!”
Not just a probe, but a “comprehensive” probe.
Shouldn’t all probes be “comprehensive?”
How many of these probes and investigations have been launched?
All they end up being are exhaustive wastes of time that just wither and die out over time, without anyone being held accountable.
So, they accomplish exactly what they are intended to accomplish.
‘“I can understand people who immediately, whose minds went to sort of the worst-case scenario because it was a perfect storm of screw-ups,’ Barr said.”
Of course you “can understand,” Mr. Barr, because the truth here IS the worst case scenario, depending on where you stand, and you know it!
“Epstein was found unresponsive in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City in August. Life-saving measures were initiated immediately by staff.”
Meaning they made damn sure he was dead this time!
“He was then transported to New York-Presbyterian Lower Manhattan Hospital, where he was declared dead on arrival, officials said at the time.”
The actual declaration of death is important, as this is what triggers the compensation for a job well done!
“Immediately following his death, the New York City medical examiner ruled that the convicted sex offender took his own life, but questions were raised as to how the wealthy financier could have killed himself while in a high-security facility just two weeks after being placed on suicide watch.”
Oh, yes…, I’m sure the New York City medical examiner couldn’t get that ruling out of his mouth fast enough in order to complete his end of the bargain.
And, yes…, how could Epstein “have killed himself while in a high-security facility just two weeks after being placed on suicide watch?”
Just let me say…, with complete confidence…, if Jeffrey Epstein were willing to testify he heard President Trump trying to bribe the president of Ukraine, he would still be alive today, and the only way he would possibly die in custody would be if a nuclear bomb was dropped on the correctional center.
“Meanwhile, this week, during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing, the director of the Bureau of Prisons, Kathleen Hawk Sawyer, who described Epstein’s death as a ‘black eye on the entire Bureau of Prisons,’ testified that FBI investigators probing Epstein’s death are looking into whether a ‘criminal enterprise’ may have played a role.”
Isn’t that nice? Another layer of denial can never hurt.
And a “black eye” is better that “lights out!”
“Meanwhile, Barr, on Thursday, also sought to tamp down the conspiracy theories surrounding Epstein’s death, with many people questioning whether Epstein really took his own life.”
By all means Mr. Barr, with everything going on in this country right now, make sure you “tamp down the conspiracy theories surrounding Epstein’s, a disgusting pedophile’s, death!”
“Barr told the Associated Press that the evidence proves that his death was, in fact, by suicide, adding that he personally reviewed security footage that confirmed that no one entered the area where Epstein was housed the night he died.”
I thought they said the camera(s) on Epstein’s cell were off or turned away from the cell?
If nobody witnessed his “suicide” and there is no video of his cell showing him committing suicide, then there is no evidence that proves “in fact” that he killed himself.
It really gets annoying realizing how stupid these people think we all are.
“Epstein was placed on suicide watch on July 23 after he was found on his cell floor with bruises on his neck, but was taken off the heightened watch about a week before his death on August 10, meaning he was less closely monitored, but still supposed to be checked on every 30 minutes.”
Ya…, that makes sense…, to take someone off of the heightened suicide watch right after they had just attempted “suicide.”
This too was most probably a botched “involuntary suicide” attempt.
“Epstein was also required to have a cellmate, but was left with none after his cellmate was transferred out of the MCC on August 9—a day before his death.”
Transferred a day before his death? You don’t say.
Well now…, that is a real coincidence, isn’t it?
‘“I think it was important to have a roommate in there with him and we’re looking into why that wasn’t done, and I think every indication is that was a screw-up,’ Barr said. ‘The systems to assure that was done were not followed.’”
Again…, just let me say…, with COMPLETE confidence…, if Jeffrey Epstein were willing to testify he heard President Trump trying to bribe the president of Ukraine, he would still be alive today, and the only way he would possibly die would be if a nuclear bomb was dropped on the correctional center.
“Epstein’s death ended the possibility of a trial that would have involved prominent figures and sparked widespread anger that he wouldn’t have to answer for sexual abuse allegations of minors. But even after his death, federal prosecutors in New York are continuing to investigate the allegations against him.”
Only to insure that none of these allegations pose any further threat to any of those “prominent figures.”
“In July, Epstein was charged with sex trafficking and conspiracy during the early 2000s. Epstein pleaded not guilty in federal court. Epstein allegedly created and maintained a ‘vast network’ and operation from 2002 ‘up to and including’ at least 2005 that enabled him to ‘sexually exploit and abuse dozens of underage girls’ in addition to paying victims to recruit other underage girls.”
“Prosecutors also alleged that Epstein ‘worked and conspired with others, including employees and associates’ who helped facilitate his conduct by contacting victims and scheduling their sexual encounters with the 66-year-old at his mansions in New York City and Palm Beach, Fla.”
You forgot to mention those “prominent figures.” I’m sure it was an honest mistake.
“Victims would be paid hundreds of dollars in cash by either Epstein or one of his associates or employees, according to prosecutors. The 66-year-old also allegedly ‘incentivized his victims’ to become recruiters by paying victim-recruiters hundreds of dollars for each girl brought to him.”
“Epstein was once friends with former President Bill Clinton, President Trump and Britain’s Prince Andrew (birds of a feather flock together), who, amid allegations, this week revealed that he asked Queen Elizabeth if he could ‘step back’ from his public duties.”
A wise move Prince. It would behoove you to fly under the radar for a while.
“Slick Willie,” of course, doesn’t have those concerns, as the fake news media here is willing to look the other way and ignore his sins.
“Documents unsealed in the case against Epstein, the day before he died, revealed that Virginia Roberts Giuffre, a key witness, claimed that Epstein forced her to have sex with powerful men, including former Sen. George Mitchell and former New Mexico Governor and Clinton cabinet official Bill Richardson.”
“Both Mitchell and Richardson have denied the allegations.”
You don’t say?
“Barr said the Justice Department is still investigating the circumstances that led to his death.”
Oh, yes…, they’re just investigating so hard you wouldn’t believe it!
‘“They are definitely pushing things along,’ Barr said. ‘I’ll just say there is good progress being made, and I’m hopeful in a relatively short time there will be tangible results.’”
I’m sorry Mr. Barr, but that there is just is a lie, sir. You’re not hoping for “tangible results…,” you’re hoping that most people will be willing to buy your eventual line of BS.
The “cleaning-up” of “the swamp,” “the establishment,” “the privileged,” may be too tall of an order to expect President Trump to accomplish. In fact, I’m sure it is. In truth, he really doesn’t have many allies in this endeavor, and he gets ambushed and sold out at every turn.
All we can really hope to expect is his best continued effort.
ANY clean-up efforts you can provide are more than we could expect from anyone else in your position.
Thank you, Mr. President.
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