Illegitimate and cognitively challenged, Joe Biden.
“Cackling” Kamala Harris.
“Lyin’, Cryin’, UpChuck” Schumer.
And, “Crazy Nancy” Pelosi
Our country is the leader of the free world, and this is the best we can come up with?
And these people have been in elected office for a combined 125+ years!
Please notice that all of these people are either from the West coast or the East coast.
That alone is not a good sign.
Our methods of selecting governmental representatives must be seriously flawed.
Either that, or the American people aren’t as smart as we think we are.
In any case, God, help us, and God help the world.
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In the months prior to the 2020 presidential election, Joe Biden didn’t say much, and he didn’t answer many questions either.
People had concerns about him, but we were told by his “handlers” and the media, “Hey, this is good old moderate, Joe!”
“He’ll work with the other side.”
“He’ll get us back to ‘normal’”
“Good old ‘Joe from Scranton,’ good old blue-collar Joe!”
Well…, one corrupt election later, here we are with Illegitimate Joe as our president, and within a short two months, our country is already circling the bowl, getting ready to go down the drain!
What happened to good old establishment democrat Joe?
It seems that Joe Biden was just a Trojan Horse, being used by the radical democrats, so they could shove their America killing policies down everyone’s throat.
And it seems Joe is fine with that, as long as he gets to act like he’s important, live in the White House, fly around on Air Force One, and do all of the ceremonial presidential stuff.
MrEricksonRules was able to get an exclusive interview with Illegitimate Joe…, which was obviously a mistake on their part!
I was able to ask Sleepy Joe about his surprising change of heart on many of the issues he addressed (most people would call them lies), mainly during the debates he was forced to have with President Trump.
Well, here’s the interview, and you can judge for yourself.
MrEricksonRules: Good afternoon Mr. President. I appreciate you giving us some of your time between naps for this interview.
President Biden: Wait…, what? Who, who are you? Where am I?
MrEricksonRules: That’s not important right now, sir. Do you mind if we get on with the interview?
President Biden: What? Wait…, where’s my thing…, you know…, the reading thing?
MrEricksonRules: I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, sir, but most people don’t use a teleprompter for normal day to day conversations, and for answering questions about your opinion on things.
President Biden: Well, I’m not “most people,” son, I’m a Senator…, I mean, I’m a President…, I mean I’m the President, I’m President Joe Biden of the great state of The United States!
MrEricksonRules: I know I was amazed your democrat friends were able to pull it off as well. Anyway…, moving on…, how do you think all of those union guys felt after you shut down the pipeline and killed their jobs?
MrEricksonRules: Ooookay. You laughed during the debates when President Trump said you’d ban fracking and kill the oil industry…, now you’re doing exactly that…, what’s the deal?
President Biden: Okay, here’s the deal…, wait, what?
MrEricksonRules: Regarding President Trump’s border wall, you and your friends constantly insisted “walls don’t work,” but now we see a wall erected around our nation’s capitol. Do walls work or don’t they?
MrEricksonRules: You and your people claimed your administration would be the “most transparent administration in history,” which all administrations do, but it’s only been less than two months, and already your administration is blocking access to migrant facilities and attempting to hide what’s going on down at our southern border. What do you have to say about that?
President Biden: COVID? Yes…, hey, where’s your mask? Where’s my mask?
MrEricksonRules: You know those stupid masks really don’t work, don’t you, sir?
President Biden: Yeah…, I mean no, I mean, what?
EricksonRules: Why is only about 9% of your “COVID Relief Bill” going directly towards COVID relief?
President Biden: But, hey, here’s the deal…, 9% of $1.9 trillion is a lot of money!
EricksonRules: You’re right, sir, 9% of $1.9 trillion is a lot of money…, but the remaining 91% is ten times as much. Where is all of that money going?
MrEricksonRules: What does $50 million to Planned Parenthood, $200 million to Museum and library services, $270 million to the endowment for the Arts, $600 million to Nancy Pelosi’s district, and $1.5 billion to Amtrak have to do with “COVID relief” or “rescuing America?”
MrEricksonRules: When we do the math, do you realize that every American is on the hook for over $5,700 for this “relief” bill, just so some of us can get a check for $1,400 of our own money back?
President Biden: I’d like to take these security guys here out behind the gym and punch ‘em in the mouth, just like Trump!
MrEricksonRules: I don’t think that would be a good idea, sir. Maybe you could challenge them to a push-up contest instead?
MrEricksonRules: Anyway…, getting back to my question, what would you consider a major accomplishment, so far…, and I mean besides managing to walk around on two feet?
MrEricksonRules: How about just one more question, Mr. President? Sir…? Sir?
MrEricksonRules: Well, I guess that concludes our interview. Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
Well, my friends, I hope this interview shed a little light on where our “president” is coming from.
I know he really didn’t say an awful lot, but you know what they say…, “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”
And I may have spoken a little to soon regarding “managing to walk around on two feet?”
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In a retrospect to my previously published blog about the human poop problem in the wonderful “city by the bay,” San Francisco, California, which is in Nancy Pelosi’s district, by the way.
According to Greg Norman for Fox News, “San Francisco’s mayor has created a new program called ‘Poop Patrol’ to clean up the human waste [from the ever-growing homeless population] from the infested sidewalks.”
Sounds lovely.
This program is driven by a smartphone “App” that allows concerned citizens to report offending piles of excrement to the proper authorities!
Only in a liberal city gone mad!
“The details of the complaints that the San Francisco Department of Public Works has received are unclear, but data shows the number of sightings has increased dramatically since 2011. That year, 5,547 human feces incidents were reported. The number rose to 28,084 in 2018.”
Holy sh*t, Batman! Now, that’s a lot of crap! And that’s only the crap that was reported! There’s bound to be twice that much crap lying around in reality!
This is the socialist utopia that democrats want to help spread to a city or town near you!
Stay thirsty my friends…, but don’t drink the liberal Kool-Aide…, or step without looking first…, at least in San Francisco!
President Trump was literally correct when he referred to these democrat strongholds as sh*tholes!
Now please, sing along with me to the tune of “I left my heart in San Francisco.”
I left a steaming pile, in San Francisco
Right there on the street, it calls to me
To be where little cable cars climb halfway to the stars
The morning fog may chill the air, I don’t care
My turd waits there, in San Francisco
Next to the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, oh-oh San Francisco
Your endless piles of poo will welcome me
Here’s another sung to “Old MacDonald Had a Farm.”
Nancy Pelosi reps a town E-I-E-I-O!
And in that town are a lot of dems, E-I-E-I-O!
With a democrat here, and a democrat there
Here a dem there a dem, everywhere a dumb dem!
Nancy Pelosi reps a town E-I-E-I-O!
Nancy Pelosi reps a town E-I-E-I-O!
And in this town there’s a lot of poop, E-I-E-I-O!
With a poo-poo here, and a poo-poo there
Here a poo, there a poo, everywhere a poo-poo!
Nancy Pelosi reps a town E-I-E-I-O!
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According to David Rutz of Fox News, “Beto O’Rourke says U.S. could become like Nazi Germany in 10 years, despite Biden’s win.”
Despite Biden’s win (which wasn’t really a win, by the way)?!!!
“Could become like Nazi Germany in 10 years?”
How about right now?!!!
Which party is currently supporting censorship and the silencing of its critics?
The democrats.
Which party is currently calling for the abolishment of the 2nd Amendment, and the removal of the peoples’ right to bear arms?
The democrats.
Whose party currently controls most of the media, while manipulating the propaganda which is disseminated to the public?
The democrats.
Which party is it which currently surrounded our capitol with barbed wire fence and is occupying the capitol with thousands of troops?
The democrats…, and establishment, RINO, republicans.
And that’s right now!!!
So, do you think you should maybe rethink the whole “Nazi” thing, Beto, or are you really aware of the truth and this is just an old Nazi propaganda maneuver?
I’m going with the Nazi propaganda maneuver.
“O’Rourke compared Trump administration to the Third Reich during failed presidential run.”
Oh, really?
You “Beto” be kidding us, Beto!
“Democratic politician [Robert Francis] Beto [‘Beto’ is a common shortening of the name ‘Roberto,’ or ‘Robert.’] O’Rourke [Please note that Beto currently does not hold an office.] fretted Thursday on MSNBC that the United States could become Nazi Germany within 10 years, in spite of full Democratic control of the White House and Congress.” In spite of full Democrat control of the White House and Congress?!!!
Again…, how about as a result of?!!!
And, of course, MSNBC’s cast of liberal tools just ate these remarks up and didn’t challenge or question a thing.
“On [MSDNC’s…, I mean MSNBC’s] ‘Morning Joe,’ O’Rourke likened efforts by former President Donald Trump and some Republican allies to overturn President Joe Biden’s election victory to the failed Beer Hall Putsch coup attempt by Adolf Hitler in 1923.”
Wow…, that’s a stretch, Beto.
What democrat dweeb propaganda researcher came up with that little historic nugget for you?
So, what is this “Beer Hall Putsch coup” O’Rourke is referring to?
On November 8–9, 1923, Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party led a coalition group in an attempt to overthrow the German government. This attempted coup d’etat came to be known as the Beer Hall Putsch.
They began at the Bürgerbräu Keller, a beer hall in the Bavarian city of Munich. Hitler and the Nazi Party aimed to seize control of the state government, march on Berlin, and overthrow the German federal government. They sought to establish a new government to oversee the creation of a unified Greater German Reich. In this new government, citizenship would be based on race.
The putsch failed and Bavarian authorities prosecuted nine participants, including Hitler. Despite its failure, the leaders ultimately redefined the putsch as a heroic effort to save the nation.
Can I just remind you, Beto, that President Trump was the leader of the incumbent government at the time, and he could have legally invoked Martial law to address the fraudulent election if he desired to.
Your analogy here is completely fraudulent…, just like you and the rest of your democrat friends.
‘“The proudest democracy on the face of the planet will become a memory if we do not fight for it right now,’ O’Rourke said.”
That’s the first bit of truth that’s dribbled out of your mouth, Beto, albeit you’re upside down regarding who has to fight, and who has to fight who!
It seems that O’Rourke has conveniently forgotten about the coup attempt, perpetrated on President Trump, by the democrats in Obama’s administration, including Obama and Biden themselves, along with elements of the FBI and the DOJ.
But, then “the coup” was overlooked by the leftwing propaganda media, and instead the phony Russian collusion hoax was pushed on the people for well over two years!!!
We also saw the Mueller investigation…, a modern day version of the Nazi Gestapo, come up empty against President Trump…, but again, this was overlooked, and the Russian collusion narrative was allowed to continue regardless.
‘“So, we should take no comfort in the fact that Joe Biden was successfully sworn in, no comfort in the fact that Congress seems to be operating as normal. This thing is on a roll right now.”
Believe me, Beto, millions of us are taking NO comfort that Illegitimate Joe was sworn in, or that the democrats control Congress.
No comfort at all.
“And if you look at the Beer Hall Putsch in Germany, 1923, it was 10 years later Hitler is chancellor. We are operating under the big lie right now in America. We’ve got to stop it. That’s up to all of us in this great democracy.’”
It is true that “We are operating under the big lie right now in America,” Beto.
THE BIG DEMOCRAT LIE!!!
And that, YES, “WE’VE GOT TO STOP IT!!!”
“O’Rourke served three terms in the House of Representative before launching a failed bid to oust Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, in 2018. He used the liberal fame from his narrow defeat as a springboard to run for president, but he never gained traction and dropped out of the Democratic primary battle in October 2019.”
So, Beto gained liberal fame, and political momentum, by losing to Ted Cruz?
Interesting.
“He pushed Biden to consider Texas a swing state in 2020, but Trump defeated Biden by nearly six points there and improved on his showing with Hispanic voters from 2016.”
So, I guess, many Hispanic voters in Texas didn’t fall for the democrats’ playing the “race card…,” again, while The President played “the Trump card!”
“O’Rourke often compared the Trump administration to the Third Reich during his failed presidential campaign.”
“O’Rourke slammed Cruz for joining in the Republican challenge of the Electoral College certification in January, which preceded the deadly Capitol riot by a mob of Trump supporters on Jan. 6.”
Hey, Beto…, do you realize that challenging the Electoral College certification is something completely within the republicans’ rights, and something the democrats have done after the elections of 2000, 2004, and 2016?
“Cruz also echoed Trump’s unproven claims of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election.”
Well, Beto…, the “unproven” part of 2020 election fraud is yet to be determined. Most courts have refused to even hear the arguments or allow for an auditing of ballots.
‘“When Ted Cruz helps to incite that sedition, seeks to overturn a lawfully, legitimately, democratically decided election, he is just as culpable for the insurrection,’ O’Rourke said.”
Aren’t you glad you have MrEricksonRules here properly point out all of this hypocrisy and devilry?!
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Here are some political look-alikes I’ve come up with.
You be the judge!
Next we have Illegitimate Joe Biden and The Cryptkeeper, from “Tales from the Crypt!”
There’s a stunning resemblance, don’t you think?
CNN reporter April Ryan and Shrek’s wife, Princess Fiona?!
Now, how about Senator Bernie Sanders and Mr. Magoo?
Hillary and Dr. Evil.
Senator Mitch McConnell and Toby the turtle from Disney’s Robin Hood.
CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Dexter, from the cartoon Dexter’s Laboratory.
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” and Beavis and Butthead!
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and the painting “American Gothic.”
Bill and Hillary out for a stroll.
And…
Did I miss any?
I’m sure I did.
If you have any suggestions, let me know!
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Mr. Erickson Rules! 