In the months prior to the 2020 presidential election, Joe Biden didn’t say much, and he didn’t answer many questions either.
People had concerns about him, but we were told by his “handlers” and the media, “Hey, this is good old moderate, Joe!”
“He’ll work with the other side.”
“He’ll get us back to ‘normal’”
“Good old ‘Joe from Scranton,’ good old blue-collar Joe!”
Well…, one corrupt election later, here we are with Illegitimate Joe as our president, and within a short two months, our country is already circling the bowl, getting ready to go down the drain!
What happened to good old establishment democrat Joe?
It seems that Joe Biden was just a Trojan Horse, being used by the radical democrats, so they could shove their America killing policies down everyone’s throat.
And it seems Joe is fine with that, as long as he gets to act like he’s important, live in the White House, fly around on Air Force One, and do all of the ceremonial presidential stuff.
MrEricksonRules was able to get an exclusive interview with Illegitimate Joe…, which was obviously a mistake on their part!
I was able to ask Sleepy Joe about his surprising change of heart on many of the issues he addressed (most people would call them lies), mainly during the debates he was forced to have with President Trump.
Well, here’s the interview, and you can judge for yourself.
MrEricksonRules: Good afternoon Mr. President. I appreciate you giving us some of your time between naps for this interview.
President Biden: Wait…, what? Who, who are you? Where am I?
MrEricksonRules: That’s not important right now, sir. Do you mind if we get on with the interview?
President Biden: What? Wait…, where’s my thing…, you know…, the reading thing?
MrEricksonRules: I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, sir, but most people don’t use a teleprompter for normal day to day conversations, and for answering questions about your opinion on things.
President Biden: Well, I’m not “most people,” son, I’m a Senator…, I mean, I’m a President…, I mean I’m the President, I’m President Joe Biden of the great state of The United States!
MrEricksonRules: Okay, sir, got it. Are you amazed at how you somehow supposedly won the election?
President Biden: What? C’mom, man.
MrEricksonRules: I know I was amazed your democrat friends were able to pull it off as well. Anyway…, moving on…, how do you think all of those union guys felt after you shut down the pipeline and killed their jobs?
MrEricksonRules: Ooookay. You laughed during the debates when President Trump said you’d ban fracking and kill the oil industry…, now you’re doing exactly that…, what’s the deal?
President Biden: Okay, here’s the deal…, wait, what?
MrEricksonRules: Regarding President Trump’s border wall, you and your friends constantly insisted “walls don’t work,” but now we see a wall erected around our nation’s capitol. Do walls work or don’t they?
MrEricksonRules: You and your people claimed your administration would be the “most transparent administration in history,” which all administrations do, but it’s only been less than two months, and already your administration is blocking access to migrant facilities and attempting to hide what’s going on down at our southern border. What do you have to say about that?
MrEricksonRules: You and your friends pushed to pass what was called “The Covid-19 Relief Bill” or “The American Rescue Plan,” of which it was neither…, but can you answer some questions about some specifics about the bill?
President Biden: What?
President Biden: COVID? Yes…, hey, where’s your mask? Where’s my mask?
MrEricksonRules: You know those stupid masks really don’t work, don’t you, sir?
President Biden: Yeah…, I mean no, I mean, what?
EricksonRules: Why is only about 9% of your “COVID Relief Bill” going directly towards COVID relief?
President Biden: But, hey, here’s the deal…, 9% of $1.9 trillion is a lot of money!
EricksonRules: You’re right, sir, 9% of $1.9 trillion is a lot of money…, but the remaining 91% is ten times as much. Where is all of that money going?
MrEricksonRules: What does $50 million to Planned Parenthood, $200 million to Museum and library services, $270 million to the endowment for the Arts, $600 million to Nancy Pelosi’s district, and $1.5 billion to Amtrak have to do with “COVID relief” or “rescuing America?”
MrEricksonRules: When we do the math, do you realize that every American is on the hook for over $5,700 for this “relief” bill, just so some of us can get a check for $1,400 of our own money back?
MrEricksonRules: Ooookay, well, I guess you don’t realize it or don’t care. Is it true you would sign an election reform bill that wouldn’t even require voters to provide some sort of an ID to vote?
MrEricksonRules: A bill that would infringe on our 2nd Amendment rights?
MrEricksonRules: A bill that would implement a lot of that crazy Green New Deal?
MrEricksonRules: None of this is really that funny, Mr. President. I guess one of us is having a good time. Okay, well moving on…, out of all of the executive orders you signed, which one would you consider a major accomplishment?
President Biden: Major? Those lying dog-faced pony soldiers sent my dog Major away just because he bit some security guy here!
MrEricksonRules: Yes…, I heard about that, sir.
President Biden: I’d like to take these security guys here out behind the gym and punch ‘em in the mouth, just like Trump!
MrEricksonRules: I don’t think that would be a good idea, sir. Maybe you could challenge them to a push-up contest instead?
MrEricksonRules: Anyway…, getting back to my question, what would you consider a major accomplishment, so far…, and I mean besides managing to walk around on two feet?
MrEricksonRules: How about just one more question, Mr. President? Sir…? Sir?
MrEricksonRules: Well, I guess that concludes our interview. Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
Well, my friends, I hope this interview shed a little light on where our “president” is coming from.
I know he really didn’t say an awful lot, but you know what they say…, “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.”
And I may have spoken a little to soon regarding “managing to walk around on two feet?”
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