Funniest memes: My 6th edition! 

Here is my latest collection of funny memes!

Just to recap:

“Meme” is pronounced [MEEM], and rhymes with “seem,” if you’re not familiar with the term.

A “meme” is a humorous image that is copied and enhanced (often with the addition of a message, joke, or saying) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

I’m sure you saw them before you even knew there was a special name for them.  I know I did.

Well, anyway…, bring on the memes!

Enjoy.

Happy woman with finger near lips, silence concept

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Ha!

Well, there you have my latest collection of memes!

I hope you enjoyed them.

If you haven’t already seen them, please check out my previous editions of funny memes!

 

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” –  Charlie Chaplin

 

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Fake plants need love too!

When I saw this, after I stopped laughing and shaking my head, I knew I had to share it with you!

According to Michael Hollan of Fox News, “Woman discovers plant she’s been watering for two years is actually plastic.”

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No Way!

Yes way!

OK…, watering a fake plant for two years is bad enough, but then admitting to it on Facebook and sharing it with everybody?!

“Plastic plants need love, too. They don’t, however, need water.”

“Caelie Wilkes shared her story on her Facebook page, where she wrote, ‘I’ve had this beautiful succulent for about two years now. I was so proud of this plant. It was full, beautiful coloring, just an overall perfect plant. I had it up in my kitchen window. I had a watering plan for it, if someone else tried to water my succulent I would get so defensive because I just wanted to keep good care of it. I absolutely loved my succulent.’”

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That succulent certainly does suck!

And excuse me…, but who would these people be who would be trying to covertly water her fake plant?

Anyway…, this perfect relationship with her plant could have continued on forever…, except…

“Unfortunately, when she decided to transplant the plant to a new vase, she made a shocking discovery.”

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

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‘“I go to pull it from the original plastic container it was purchased with to learn this plant was fake,’ she wrote. ‘I put so much love into this plant! I washed its leaves. Tried my hardest to keep it looking its best, and it’s completely plastic! How did I not know this? I pull it from the container it’s sitting on Styrofoam with sand glued to the top!’”

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“Wilkes, a stay-at-home mom [that’s scary], shared photos of the plant, which does look to be real from the top. Once pulled from the container, however, it’s clearly not alive.”

‘“I feel like these last two years have been a lie,’ Wilkes concluded.”

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I know how you feel Caelie.  I felt that way about the two years expended on the fraudulent Mueller Report.

Caelie lives in California.

You wouldn’t happen to live in Adam Schiff’s district would you, Ms. Wilkes?

Maxine Waters’?

Nancy Pelosi’s?

That would at least begin to make a little sense.

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My first edition of MrEricksonRules’ “Swampy” Nursey Rhymes!

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An Ode to Peter Strzok, ala “Peter, Peter pumpkin eater”

 

Peter, Peter lyin’ cheater,

Had a wife but was a creeper;

He blew her off so very well

And put her through a living hell.

Peter, Peter lyin’ cheater,

Lisa Paige she was his sleeper;

Peter learned to text so well,

With his lover he did tell.

 

He told her of his insurance plan

And how their coup would beat the man.

 

They did this as they dreamed away,

Of how Hillary would win the day.

 

Now soon the deep state will pay the price,

For their treasonous behavior, they’re now in the vice.

 

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A tribute to Adam Schiff, said to “Pop goes the weasel!”

 

Claiming Trump is guilty again,

With evidence he does teasle.

That’s the way Adam Schiff goes,

Pop! Goes the weasel.

 

Every time we turn around,

The fake news it does teasle,

Each Schiff-ty lie they do decry,

Pop! Goes the weasel.

 

Now an impeachment dream we hear him scream,

With so-called evidence the “witnesses” teasle,

Lie and lie and cry and cry,

Pop! Goes the weasel.

 

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James Comey’s Theme Song, sung to “Bingo”

 

There was a Bureau led byyy a tool,

and Comey was his name-o.

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

And Comey was his name-o.

 

He spied on his boss and played a fool,

and Comey was his name-o.

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

And Comey was his name-o.

 

He acted tough and thought he was cool,

and Comey was his name-o.

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

And Comey was his name-o.

 

About the coup he led the school,

and Comey was his name-o.

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

And Comey was his name-o.

 

For treason he’ll be judged by rule,

and Comey was his name-o.

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

C-O-M-E-Y

And Comey was his name-o.

 

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The ballad of Chuck and Nancy, said to May had a little lamb

 

Chuckie knew a snarky witch,

Her teeth were white as snow,

And everywhere that Chuckie went

This witch was sure to go;

She followed him to a meeting one day—

And tried to lay down the rule,

It made the fake news laugh and say,

Nancy, don’t play the fool.

 

And so the Pres he turned them out,

But still she lingered near,

And waited patiently there about,

Till Chuckie did appear;

They spun their story like they always do

Lying straight to all our faces.

They act like they’re noble but they don’t know,

We think they’re both disgraces!

 

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A quick little blurb about Joe Biden to “Georgie Porgie”

 

Joey Biden, pudding and pie,

Groped the girls and made them cry,

When the girls cried “not today!”

Joey Biden ran away.

 

 

Hey…, I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it!

I  hope you enjoyed this first edition of MrEricksonRules’ “Swampy” Nursey Rhymes!

Stay tuned for my second edition in the near future.  I’m working on some good ones already!

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WINNING!

 

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