An Ode to Peter Strzok, ala “Peter, Peter pumpkin eater”
Peter, Peter lyin’ cheater,
Had a wife but was a creeper;
He blew her off so very well
And put her through a living hell.
Peter, Peter lyin’ cheater,
Lisa Paige she was his sleeper;
Peter learned to text so well,
With his lover he did tell.
He told her of his insurance plan
And how their coup would beat the man.
They did this as they dreamed away,
Of how Hillary would win the day.
Now soon the deep state will pay the price,
For their treasonous behavior, they’re now in the vice.
A tribute to Adam Schiff, said to “Pop goes the weasel!”
Claiming Trump is guilty again,
With evidence he does teasle.
That’s the way Adam Schiff goes,
Pop! Goes the weasel.
Every time we turn around,
The fake news it does teasle,
Each Schiff-ty lie they do decry,
Pop! Goes the weasel.
Now an impeachment dream we hear him scream,
With so-called evidence the “witnesses” teasle,
Lie and lie and cry and cry,
Pop! Goes the weasel.
James Comey’s Theme Song, sung to “Bingo”
There was a Bureau led byyy a tool,
and Comey was his name-o.
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
And Comey was his name-o.
He spied on his boss and played a fool,
and Comey was his name-o.
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
And Comey was his name-o.
He acted tough and thought he was cool,
and Comey was his name-o.
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
And Comey was his name-o.
About the coup he led the school,
and Comey was his name-o.
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
And Comey was his name-o.
For treason he’ll be judged by rule,
and Comey was his name-o.
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
C-O-M-E-Y
And Comey was his name-o.
The ballad of Chuck and Nancy, said to May had a little lamb
Chuckie knew a snarky witch,
Her teeth were white as snow,
And everywhere that Chuckie went
This witch was sure to go;
She followed him to a meeting one day—
And tried to lay down the rule,
It made the fake news laugh and say,
Nancy, don’t play the fool.
And so the Pres he turned them out,
But still she lingered near,
And waited patiently there about,
Till Chuckie did appear;
They spun their story like they always do
Lying straight to all our faces.
They act like they’re noble but they don’t know,
We think they’re both disgraces!
A quick little blurb about Joe Biden to “Georgie Porgie”
Joey Biden, pudding and pie,
Groped the girls and made them cry,
When the girls cried “not today!”
Joey Biden ran away.
Hey…, I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it!
I hope you enjoyed this first edition of MrEricksonRules’ “Swampy” Nursey Rhymes!
Stay tuned for my second edition in the near future. I’m working on some good ones already!
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