According to Tyler McCarthy of Fox News, “Howard Stern denounces Bernie Sanders as ‘Karl Marx Jr.’ and says he can’t beat Trump.”
In 2016 Howard Stern didn’t think Donald Trump could beat Hillary either, soooooo…
“Howard Stern laid into Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders during a recent episode of his show, referring to the self-proclaimed democratic socialist as ‘Karl Marx Jr.’”
“The host was discussing the coronavirus [another topic he is ill-informed and confused about] during a segment on his popular SiriusXM show ahead of Super Tuesday before some big wins in key states allowed Joe Biden to contest what had been Sanders’ runaway victory to that point. Stern noted that he was less worried about the virus and more concerned with what’s going on in politics.”
First of all, it was nice to hear Howard commenting on the topic of the day for once. It seems like all I’ve been hearing lately are reruns talking about things that happened ages ago.
‘“I’m more concerned that Karl Marx. Jr. is going to get the Democratic nomination,’ he said in a clip shared by Twitter user Barry Rubin.”
“His co-host, Robin Quivers, asked the 66-year-old if he was, in fact, referring to Sanders.”
‘“Yeah! It’s unbelievable. Listen if a Democrat wants to win against Trump, we can’t have Karl Marx Jr.,’ Stern continued. [Hmmm, that’s funny. What’s all this “we” stuff regarding the democrats? Stern always refers to himself as an independent. Of course, Sanders refers to himself as an independent as well, sooooo…] ‘Karl Marx. Jr. ain’t going to win the general election. It’s not going to happen. [Again…, he said the same thing about Donald Trump in 2016.] What they need is a good, strong moderate to be the candidate and Karl Marx Jr. backed Casto, and Karl Marx Jr., all the sh– he wants to get through. All the free Medicaid and all the free college. No one is going to pay for it. No one in Congress, Democrats or Republicans, are going to approve it and neither is the Senate, so we’re going to be sitting there…’”
“Stern went on to lambaste the candidate for his attacks on billionaires in the United States, going as far as to do an impression of Sanders.”
“‘I don’t think there should be any billionaires, we should take that away,’” Stern said while imitating Sanders. “I would have turned to him and said, ‘OK, now there’s an interesting notion…’”
“Stern continued: ‘All of America is based on… So tell me, give me your utopian vision, Karl. How much money should anyone be allowed to make? And by the way, Bernie, when I’m president, I don’t like people who have three homes. So, I’m going to take away two of your homes because you have three of them. How do you feel about that? I don’t believe he’s going to win the general election so if you’re a Democrat and you don’t like Trump, I mean… I think Trump is probably doing a dance.’”
“Stern takes the presidential race against Donald Trump seriously, having previously revealed during a ‘Good Morning America’ interview in May 2019 that he feels partially responsible for getting Trump elected in the first place.”
I seriously doubt that, Howard…, but you can indulge yourself in your little ego trip regarding your relevance and importance all you want, I guess.
‘“The way I helped Donald was I let him come on and be a personality. Whether you liked him or not, people related to him as a human being,’ Stern said, adding that he wishes he had been able to do the same for Hillary Clinton, who he said he ‘wanted to see’ win.”
Now that’s a tall order, Howard…, I mean helping people relate to Hillary as a human being.
Stern has now gone on to say that he backs creepy, sleepy Joe Biden now…, after he backed Mike Bloomberg that is.
Stern said he wants to “return to the normalcy” of the Obama years with Biden. He wants to “return to the way things were” before President Trump, under Obama and Biden.
You want millions of people to lose their newly found jobs?
You want millions of people to go back to being reliant on food stamps?
You want all of the thousands of manufacturing companies that have re-opened in America to shut down again?
You want to return to the days when we were dependent on Middle Eastern oil and gas prices near $4.00 a gallon?
You want to return to the days of America being taken advantage of regarding all of those flawed international trade deals?
You want to return to the days when American jobs were being shipped overseas faster than you could say “hope and change?”
You want to return to the days of “the swamp” and its influence and size expanding at a dizzying rate?
You want to return to the days of a dilapidated and under-funded military?
You want to return to the days when treasonous soldiers were pardoned and celebrated, while real American heroes were framed and charged with politically correct “crimes?”
You want to return to the days when The President could order billions of dollars to be loaded up on an unmarked plane, in the middle of the night, and flown over to Iran, without the media saying a word about it?
That’s what you’re longing for?
Quit being a tool for the democrat establishment!
Grab that shaggy hair of yours with both hands and pull your head out of you’re a$$!
Howard went on to suggest he could give Quid Pro Quo Joe some advice and tips on what he should say going forward and how he should handle President Trump during the debates.
Stern’s suggestions for sleepy Joe were actually quite comical…, as if Biden would be able to control President Trump during a debate!
Consider President Trump and this opening statement in their first debate, Howard:
“I’m sure you’re aware, Joe, of what you and your democrat friends tried, and failed, to impeach me for.”
“They tried to imply that I threatened the Ukrainian president, which I didn’t, with a withholding of funds, which we didn’t, if he failed to investigate your possible corruption prior to the 2016 election, which he didn’t do.”
“It’s pretty hard to have a “quid pro quo” arrangement, Joe, when there is no “quid” and there is no “quo.”
“You, Joe, on the other hand, are on tape, however, bragging about doing EXACTLY what you and your friends accused me of doing.”
“You said, and I’ll read your EXACT quote. You said, ‘I said, I’m telling you, you’re not getting the billion dollars. I said, you’re not getting the billion. I’m going to be leaving here in, I think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.’”
“Now THAT, Joe, is a textbook example of the president of The Ukraine being threatened with a “quid pro quo.”
“What you actually DID is what you and your friends, and the fake news media, tried to hang on me.”
“You not only admitted it in your own words, but you bragged about it! And all of your friends there in the fake news media laughed about it!”
“None of your democrat friends or the fake news media seemed to have any problems with what you DID, but they spent over 6 months fighting to breathe life into the hoax that I did what you actually did.”
“And you and your democrat friends will not admit that the fake news, mainstream media, is an arm of the democrat party used for liberal propaganda, when it is quite obvious they are.”
“In my opinion, we can bypass any investigation involving you and Ukraine and proceed right to the sentencing phase. You obviously broke multiple laws and you publicly confessed to breaking those laws.”
“Secondly, we have the events surrounding your son, Hunter, Joe.”
“Here we have a young man who flies into China with you on Air Force Two, and somehow flies home with millions of dollars in his investment fund. Then he ends up being put on the board of a Ukrainian gas company and gets paid over $50 thousand a month. Both of these countries being places where you have quite a bit of influence, being The Vice President of The United States. But you claim to have no knowledge of any of his activities.”
“I’m not even going to argue the legality or the appropriateness of any of that right now, Joe.”
“But I am going to ask the American people to please stop and consider what I’m about to say.”
“Suppose my sons, Eric or Don Jr., or my daughters, Ivanka or Tiffany, were involved in some sweetheart deals like your son, Hunter?”
“What do you think your democrat friends or the fake news media would have to say about that?”
“I think they all would have all lost their minds and would have launched endless investigations into my children and I.”
“Seriously, it would have been an absolute circus.”
“Can anybody even argue that assumption?”
“Now I ask the American people, why does the fake news media choose to look the other way in Hunter Biden’s, your son’s case, Joe, but you know darn well they would absolutely crucify my children and I?”
“It’s not just a bias, Joe…, it’s a concerted effort to misinform and manipulate the American people.”
“It’s like I said before, you and your democrat friends will not admit that the fake news, mainstream media, is an arm of the democrat party used for liberal propaganda, when it is quite obvious they are.”
“I am appealing to the American people to recognize what has been going on here with the fake news media. Hold them accountable, and demand that they report the news fairly and honestly on your behalf and in your interests…, not the best interest of just one party…, the democrat party.”
How do you like that, Howard?
I think that’s much better than the weak sauce you came up with for Creepy Joe.
That is how President Trump destroys Joe Biden, the democrat party, and the liberal propaganda, fake news media within 5 minutes of their first debate.
You have been thoroughly destroyed during this blog as well, Howard…, how does it feel?
Maybe you could help Sleepy Joe prepare for his annihilation?
Hey…, the democrats are the ones who decided to open up this can of worms…, and these worms ain’t going back in the can!
Remember, Howard Stern, and your democrat friends…, be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
P.S. – Hey Howard…, you’re looking a little long in the tooth these days. It won’t be long until you have that Don Imus and Larry King vibe going on! Just sayin’.
I value your feedback and I’d love to hear from you!
If you’re not already “following” me and you liked my blog(s) today, please “click” on the comment icon just to the right of the date at the bottom of this article. From there you can let me know you “like” my blog, leave a comment or click the white “FOLLOW” button at the bottom of that page, which will keep you up to date on all of my latest posts.
Thank you, MrEricksonRules.